Dad Joke of the Day: The Traffic Enforcer's Breakup

Setup

Why did the traffic enforcer break up with the jeepney?

Punchline

Because it kept going around in circles and never committed to a single route.

Commentary: Much like a relationship that goes nowhere, the jeepney's fixed route turned out to be its biggest red flag. Also, it was always late.

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